The BHONE = Bummer

If that hurts, and it won't because you probably aren't reading this, it's true. The BHONE (my dorm floor, for the uninformed) lacks spice. Our floor typically shuts down at 12:00 and sometimes earlier. I understand that people have homework and classes, but spontaneity is fun! Spontaneity makes memories. Just come get in the car and we'll get back before classes start! Screw melatonin, how bout some serotonin! Do something unexpected! Break the norm that our dorm has established... On the flip-side, I suppose I could become a mature individual, develop regular, regulated sleep patterns, and prepare to bound into adulthood. Yeah, I'll just go finish this paper.