Discrete Math Proof

Out of my frustration comes great creativity:

Premise: I will lose my scholarship over my failing grade in Discrete Math for Computer Science (MAT215).

• Since this is the case, I've decided it will no longer be worth it to attend to TU.


• Thus, I will have to go find a job for a college dropout while putting myself through community college.


• Which means that I will have to drive my Civic until it has 350,000 miles on it.


• At that point (somewhere around 2035), I will still be single (since Discrete never taught me how to disprove the Proof That Girls are Evil) and in poor health (for a man in his late forties).


• Which leads me to believe that at that point I will have nothing I wanted out of life.


• This will cause me to move to Germany where I will work as a groundskeeper for the Nuremberg racetrack so that I can be close to my dreams.


• And it will be at that point that I will point the finger at Discrete Math and think, DISCRETE RUINED MY LIFE!

Therefore: Discrete is bad.

How's that for a proof?