Scooby's family secrets exposed
Background: Wow this one is
really gonna be tough (The e-mail questions seem to get tougher with
each passing question hehe)...hopefully we can find some Scooby
historians out there
From: Victor *Last Name Trashed [mailto:*Email
Sent: Wednesday, November 06, 2002 2:03 PM
Subject: I have a stupid question!
What's the lineage of Scooby Doo? At first, this may seem like
stupid question, but think on this: Scooby Doo and his cousin Scooby
aredogs that can mostly talk, and usually go around on all fours.
easily stand and hold objects, but don't do it for long.
Enter Scrappy Doo, Scooby's nephew, who walks upright all the time,
talks in perfect english. How'd they get this?
After watching one too many episodes of Blue's Clues, I think I have
answer. Blue is a pernicious little dog with a sparkling wit and
ability to make herself understood. Steve is a hippie with such a
of intellect that he's stymied by clues that 4 and 5 year olds can
out. Add a little too much happy weed one night, and suddenly Steve
next to Blue... a few months later, little Scooby is born! The
Steve befriends his... pup, and changes his name to avoid
Shaggy... Stevie... you see where we're going?
The truth is often not a pretty sight.
After watching a Scooby
marathon we got to thinking there might be something to this
question. Although the answer will probably upset the fabric of
space time and might undo creation but hey the truth can hurt
sometimes (even if the pain is because your molecules are being
sucked into nothingness).
So heres what we've come up with:
Shortee was the first to send us this:
This is regarded to the question about Scooby Doo. If you think
about it, they are all hippies in the 70's. So, naturally they do
what all hippies do. Smoke weed. So they all smoked so much and was
always high, especially Shaggy. That's how they can hear a dog talk
to them. This also explains why they always see ghosts and always
have the "munchies". Also, if you've seen the movie, you see that
Shaggy's newfound girlfriend is named Mary Jane. Mary Jane!
Alex confirmed Shortee's thoughts:
Scooby Do's abilities all come from Shaggy - Scooby and scrappy are
both normal dogs that cannot talk or stand etc. Shaggy however the
eternal hippy in constantly off his face on LSD and weed etc. We the
viewer only see scooby and scrappy through shaggy's eyes and since
shaggy is trippin' scooby appears to be able to talk
Notice how none of the other characters ever respond to anything
Webmistress Lauren: So heres what we've learned folks, drugs are
bad... if you do drugs they're going to make you hear and see some
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