Ram & Sheep & Donkey
From: "Michael Selby"
If a ram is a sheep and a donkey is an ass, then why
is a ram in the ass a goose?
Don't know about finding an answer but, I thought
it was funny so I posted it.
Well after being posted for quite some time we
finally got a couple responses. Confused and Bored was the first to
answer this question:
This is in response to the ran and the goose
question, you know, the one with the ass and... well... yeah. A ram
in the ass is a goose because if you had a sheep in the ass it would
be very uncomfortable, and a ram in a donkey would be interspecies
mating, which we aren't gonna get into, and it's called a goose
because goose is just such a funny word. I mean, just try saying it
randomly in a public place really loud and see how many people
either look at you like their crazy, or look around for a goose. Say
it too yourself a few times. Goose goose goose, doesn't it make you
feel all tingly inside?
Glenn also took a stab at the answer and sent us
Be serious! If you want to know about the name
equivalent for a ram in the ass, simply hold a goose in your lap and
marvel as his long neck arches upward. The resulting image is every
little boy's dream.
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