Faster than an Ultrastar 36LZX, more powerful than an AlphaServer GS 320, able
to leap tall external raid clusters in a single bound.
Look, up in the sky it's absurd, it's a pain, it's ...
Wait a minnit, it's T-bucket.
Yes, T-bucket.
Really
strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those
of mortal geeks. T-bucket, who can change mainframe storage drums by himself,
bend all the rules to suit his purposes, and who, disguised as a mild mannered
engineer working for a great international organization fights a never ending
battle for a fucking parking space.
T is an industrial controls systems field service technician living in
Northeastern Ohio. He does AC and DC motor drives, PLC programming (yes, he
can
do Allen-Bradley's, he just won't. They
suck.), robotics, and any other damn thing they feel like saddling him with. Yes
folks, he does it all from design, fabrication, installation and startup, to
service, troubleshooting, and repair. He has received certification as a
Citect
Trained Engineer for their software. He
has earned
Journeyperson
cards as a Precision Machinist as well as a Tool
and Die Maker (just love that Politically Correct shit), and is an AWS
certified welder. When he's not working, dinkin
around with the hot rod, or at the computers (at any given time there are 3 to
5 systems networked together on
his desk alone) he's usually reading several different books at once, sleeping,
or playing with his grand kids. And just for Bitey, who accused him of keeping
the info here a little sparse, he took a few tests to see if he could earn a few
graphics to bog the page down and sorta prove he at least knew a little bit of
what he was talking about. The tests are free, but that's changing 1 March
2001, and while they're not the MCSE's or CNE exams, they're not exactly a
cakewalk either.
Give a few of them a shot and see where you stand.
Brainbench
